Established 2005

Fruitcakes Recycled:

Making a difference,
one fruitcake at a time

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News Flash

Planning to travel this holiday season? In 2005, CBC News announced that fruitcake is a security threat. In fact, they said if you try to bring a fruitcake onboard an airplane, expect it to be X-rayed because they are dense and could hide a weapon. This restriction is still in effect today. No kidding? I've always believed that the fruitcake itself was the weapon. In fact, you could kill someone with a fruitcake, easy.

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Fruitcake Free Tote $18.95
	14" natural canvas tote with 5" gusset - the perfect shopping bag for carrying everything except fruitcake,of course. Quantity:

Fruitcake-Free T $15.95
	100% Cotton T. Perfect for Christmas, tea time, or anytime someone may try to sneak some fruitcake onto your plate. Click the "Product Details" link to select your shirt size. Size: Quantity:

Good Friends Button $1.95
	Show how much you care with a Good Friends button. Great stocking stuffer! 1 1/2" pin-back button. Quantity:

Good Friends Coaster $7.45
	I never hurts to make your position clear - this coaster will declare your desktop to be a Fruitcake Free Zone. Quantity:

No Fruitcake Button $1.95
	Show your stance against this fruitcake with this fashionable 1 1/2" pin-back button. Great stocking stuffer. Quantity:

Recycled Fruitcake $2.95
	A slice of an actual recycled fruitcake, attractively labeled so the happy recipient will know it's inedible, of course. Like we had to tell you. Give it when you care too much to give the real thing. This can be ordered with gift box, or without. Gift Gift Boxing: Quantity: