Everlasting Fruitcake

Everlasting Fruitcake

This song is evidently really popular at Elementary Schools around the country. It is a classic example of the type of fruitcake regifting we like to see. We encourage everyone to take note, and regift your fruitcake this year. The planet is depending on...
Advice From a Fruitcake

Advice From a Fruitcake

As if fruitcake itself isn’t scary enough, these folks have created one that talks. It’s just as crusty and obnoxious as the real thing. This anthropomorphic fruitcake gives exactly the kind of advice you’d expect a fruitcake to give. I apologize if...