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As if fruitcake itself isn’t scary enough, these folks have created one that talks. It’s just as crusty and obnoxious as the real thing. This anthropomorphic fruitcake gives exactly the kind of advice you’d expect a fruitcake to give. I apologize if...
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Follow along to the tale of woe, as told by a talking fruitcake. Yes, indeedy. Like making it talk makes fruitcakes loveable. Fruitcake Diaries I’m sure if it finds out about this website, it will send chills down its alcohol-laced...