Fruitcake sightings |
What is fruitcake, exactly? Where does it belong? This is proof positive that no one knows the answer. You’ll find it just about anywhere. Here, at one grocery store, they put the candied fruit that’s used in fruitcake in the produce department, labeled...
Fruitcake sightings
Look at all the yummy treats displayed here. We’ve identified Red Velvet cookies, Frosted Candy Cane cookies, Two-Bite Brownies decorated in Hanukkah blue and white, and Christmas red and green, Gingerbread cookies, Winterlicious cupcakes, Sugar cookies, and...
Sightings
To misquote Shakespeare: “What’s in a name? That which we call a fruitcake By any other name would still be a fruitcake.” Some people, in an attempt at political correctness, have decided to rename the dreaded brick. Come on, “fruit and nut...
Fruitcake sightings
While heading to the bakery for a fresh loaf of Italian bread, I was startled by the sight of not just one fruitcake display, but two: There was no one in the vicinity to hear my shocked gasp, and of course, no one to answer these very important questions: Since the...
Holidays, Sightings
While strolling down the aisle at WalMart that contains all those “I didn’t know what to get you, and wasn’t planning to spend a lot of money, but felt like I had to buy something, so, HERE,” gifts, I sighted the first fruitcake of the season....
